Un-cool - A recollection from Steve

I was walking down a lane in Soho when this girl said to me 

"Whisper, whisper, whisper"
I looked at her and said "Pardon?"
She repeated "Whisper, whisper, WHISPER"
I cupped my had to my ear and said "Sorry?"

"DO YOU WANT SEX??!!!" she said "No thanks", I said, " I'm in a hurry", and scuttled off realising that I had just said the most un-cool thing in the history of mankind.

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